He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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