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(225): View more from Louisiana

he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?

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(813): View more from Florida

I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.

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(512): View more from Texas

Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?

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(813): View more from Florida

just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"

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(813): View more from Florida

You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?

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