I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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