he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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