he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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