she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The uberlube is also flammable
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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