her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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