How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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