If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize