I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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