She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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