so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
