Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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