I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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