guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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