Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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