oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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