I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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