we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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