so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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