WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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