This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
farters have to be the big spoon...
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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