He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
was it more than 30 minutes?
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then you're in a relationship
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
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