There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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