i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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