Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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