I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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