Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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