I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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