why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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