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all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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