He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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