Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
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