I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
i out mim tonsoeep
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