I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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