Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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