Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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