Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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