we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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