Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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