I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize