i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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