Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Someone came in the potted fern
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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