Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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