YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
