just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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