Midget sex pt 2 tonight
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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