.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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