okay pat passed out under dana's car
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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