Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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