Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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