as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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