Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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