even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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