You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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